I Lost My Pants

I lost my pants--has anybody seen them?

I can't go anywhere until they return.

I can't go back to school this way; I know they'll send me home;

Being naked is my concern.

My pants ran away while I was sound asleep;

They slipped away so silently, they didn't make a peep.

I wonder where they went to? I wish they'd come back soon.

I want my slacks to walk right back and sit down in my room.

This happens all the time--last week it was my gloves,

After that my hat, then the jacket that I love.

Dad won't help me look for them. You know what he said?

"All your clothes are rumpled up and dumped beside your bed."

I left them here just yesterday when I went to bed--

And here they are, I found them; just like my daddy said.

Now finally I can do whatever I may choose.

I can even go to school again....if I can find my shoes