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Artist: Bart Baker Parodies
Canonical path: /bart-baker-parodies/hello-kitty
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Hello Kitty
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Hello Kitty
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Avril:
I'm a psycho pale germaphobe
Don't-don't-don't-don't touch me
The sun is burning me
I can't stand sunlight
It's been ten years since I've been outside
You can take a pic but don't come near me
My skin in translucent
I look like a skirllex mutant
Woman:
Get this vampire away from me!
Avril:
Hey-hey-hey-hey
I don't need your judgment,
The guy from nickelback is my husband.
I get enough shit already
Guy:
Your husband's music sucks!
Avril:
I used to be punk rock,
But now I'm trying to act J-pop
My career's dead someone help me!
Hey-hey-hey-hey
This video's so bad,
The lyrics are sad:
That Hello Kitty has banned me
I am so immature,
Dressed up like I am four
Am I a rocker or anime?
I'm so c-c-confused!
Skrillex:
You stole my haircut and skin tone,
And my dubstep style you ho
This song is a horrible joke
These lyrics fit on a post it note!
Avril:
This vid is so racist
Made my dancers look cloned and brainless
Cause they all look alike to me!
Japanease dancer:
Is this bitch serious?
Avril:
Paid them tons of money
To stereotype their country
All japanease dancers:
We bring dishonor to family
Avril:
Hey-hey-hey-hey!
Guy:
Calm down, mrs. Lavigne
I don't carry disease.
You look extremely sickly!
Avril:
Someone kill this guy dead,
He just touched my forehead.
Get me disinfected right now please!
I-I-I-I can't breathe!
Chef:
Why are you moving like a cartoon?
Avril:
Because that's japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this
Chef:
Get out of here you damn racist!
Chad Kroeger:
Avril, you must stop this,
Everobody hates it
Even more than they despise Nickelback!
Avril:
I think we were way of, dubstep J-pop's not hot.
The way back to the top is rap!
Chad:
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!
Avril:
Avril on the track ho!
Fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken
So finger lickin'
Fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken
So finger lickin'
(This is gonna be huge with the urban market!
You two some dumb mothafuckas!)
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