Royals

I look like I took way too much xanax.

I have pubic hair on my head, I'm so boring.

But I act like this on purpose

So rebellious teen can relate to me

And even though this song

Is a huge hit and had a great potential

I made a vid that is painfully dull

I don't care

You can't tell, but I just shat my jeans.

And now I'm gonna list

Stuff that I think all rich black people love:

Gold teeth, crystal, and going to the club

Aw hell no!

You might as well say fried chicken also!

Yes, my lyrics seem racist (racist)

But I don't give a fuck.

Hip-hop culture totally sucks

Guys stop beating each other up.

But this vid is so awful (awful)

And we live in poverty

Please just kill me!

No, me!

No, me!

No me!

Calm down guys, watch some tv

Seriously?!

We don't have fucking cable!

All of my animals are dead

They killed themselves because I am

A zombie!

And everyone who says I'm racist

I swear that I'm not

I just live with skinheads.

And now I'm gonna say

More random luxurious stuff I hate:

Running water, ass hygiene

And first aid I don't care

I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams.

And even though this song hit number one

And I have tons of cash,

I would rather pretend I need food stamps

You fake bitch! Now how the hell am

I supposed to eat?

All rich people can suck it (suck it)

I am such a hypocrite

Even though now I am loaded

I'm gonna act impoverished.

Play this shit on repeat

If you wanna hate me, and maybe you'll see

(You'll see, you'll see, you'll see)

How terrible I can be