Rude

I have a girl

She is my girlfriend

But she don't know it

Save her a place

Here in my bed

By where her shrine is

Check her accounts

To see where she's been

Twitter, snapchat, facebook

Her car's at her house

So she must be in

I'm your daughter's stalker

Can I make her my wife?

Say yes say yes

Go to hell asshole

Crappy fake reggae one hit wonders

Aren' my daughter's type

Get the hell away from my house psycho!

Omg her dad's so rude

Creepy stalkers have rights too

There's nothing that he can do

His daughter is gonna marry me

She'll be my girl

It is our destiny

I'll be her world

And she'll always obey me

Did that weird guy

Just say that he's stalking me?

He should really use sham...

...Poooooo

The jamaican

Accent in my voice

Is totally fake

But my love's real

And she has no choice

She will be my life mate

Her family's so hungry

Waiting for the guy from domino's

I will steal his clothing

This time I'll surely get thru the door

Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?

I did yes thanks I paid on the phone

Let me put in the table for you

No just give me it

Hey aren't you

That creep from before!

Don't come back or you'll be screwed

I'm calling the cops on you

Just one sec before you do

Can I at least smell your panties babe?

Come near my girl and you'll get an ass kicking!

You can't fight fate we're meant to be family

If you come back I will fill you full of lead!

How the hell did I get nude?

I call on the spirits to help make her my wife

Hey check it out

It's bob marley's ghost

Promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life

And I'll grant your wish

I swear on my soul!

Time to change this old man's tude

With my magic marley doob

My daughter is all yours dude

Does anyone have a piece of cake?

I now pronounce

You stalker and stalkee

You may now kiss

Your bridal abductee

Hold up you freak

There's one thing before you kiss me

I am actually a dude