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Artist: Bart Baker Parodies
Canonical path: /bart-baker-parodies/rude
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Rude
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Rude
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I have a girl
She is my girlfriend
But she don't know it
Save her a place
Here in my bed
By where her shrine is
Check her accounts
To see where she's been
Twitter, snapchat, facebook
Her car's at her house
So she must be in
I'm your daughter's stalker
Can I make her my wife?
Say yes say yes
Go to hell asshole
Crappy fake reggae one hit wonders
Aren' my daughter's type
Get the hell away from my house psycho!
Omg her dad's so rude
Creepy stalkers have rights too
There's nothing that he can do
His daughter is gonna marry me
She'll be my girl
It is our destiny
I'll be her world
And she'll always obey me
Did that weird guy
Just say that he's stalking me?
He should really use sham...
...Poooooo
The jamaican
Accent in my voice
Is totally fake
But my love's real
And she has no choice
She will be my life mate
Her family's so hungry
Waiting for the guy from domino's
I will steal his clothing
This time I'll surely get thru the door
Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?
I did yes thanks I paid on the phone
Let me put in the table for you
No just give me it
Hey aren't you
That creep from before!
Don't come back or you'll be screwed
I'm calling the cops on you
Just one sec before you do
Can I at least smell your panties babe?
Come near my girl and you'll get an ass kicking!
You can't fight fate we're meant to be family
If you come back I will fill you full of lead!
How the hell did I get nude?
I call on the spirits to help make her my wife
Hey check it out
It's bob marley's ghost
Promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life
And I'll grant your wish
I swear on my soul!
Time to change this old man's tude
With my magic marley doob
My daughter is all yours dude
Does anyone have a piece of cake?
I now pronounce
You stalker and stalkee
You may now kiss
Your bridal abductee
Hold up you freak
There's one thing before you kiss me
I am actually a dude
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