Shake It Off

I have so much fame

I'm richer than Bruce Wayne

My life is so great

I just can't keep a date

But it's not enough for me

To be queen of country

I need more love and acclaim

Cause I am insane

Hahaha!

I'll make pop music

That's trite, bland and useless

And use my dumb blonde cuteness

To expand my fan base to a bigger size!

Yes, this song is really lame lame lame lame lame

And this video's the same same same same same

A mess of cheerleading, twerking and ballet

Make it stop! Make it stop!

Why does this scene look like a shitty gap ad?

Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man?

I am clueless who I am am am am am?

Turn it off! Turn it off!

I date a lot of guys

And I'm always surprised

When they break up with me

I'm lovely can't you see?!

But the sad truth is that (the sad truth is that)

I am a psychopath (am a psychopath)

If you do not love me

I'll chop off your testes!!! Hahahaha!

So just keep on hating

And I'll keep on making

Songs that keep on stating

That I don't care!

Which proves you care way too much!

I just want the whole wide world to love Tay Tay

That's why I'm desperately trying to relate

To every race by dressing up all these ways

Make it stop! Make it stop!

I have absolutely no rhythm, it's sad

When I dance I look a paralyzed rat

Hypnotizing you with ass so that you can't

Turn it off! Turn it off!

Hey hey hey!

You didn't think this God awful pandering

Sellout song and video could get any worse, did you?

Well guess what?

Now you have to listen

To

Me

Rap!

It's going according to plan I'll have my revenge

on the haters who hate

My new army of zombie fans will obey my commands

kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!

Taylor don't you've gone insane sane sane sane sane

You feeble attempt to halt me in vain

Now behold the dawn of my wicked reign!

Taylor stop! Taylor stop!

I will damn you back to hell hell hell hell hell

Go ahead that's where I dwell dwell dwell dwell dwell

There is nothing you can do to break my spell!

Taylor stop! Taylor stop!

To break your evil curse

I'll send you somewhere worse!

I lord God now decree

You go back to country!