Worth It

This song's totally worthless

It's so generic

It's got stale lyrics

And derivative music

"Talk Dirty" have you heard it?

This sounds just like it

Why the hell are we dancing

In front of the stock markets?

OK

This song also sounds a whole lot like "Problem"

Crossed with and old Jewish wedding song

I look like Chris Brown on crack

With these scary face tats

Like I just got out of

Prison prison prison prison prison

These girl's choreography is

Shitty shitty shitty shitty shitty

I can't watch it no mo!

Right now you're prolly asking why

My voice is low

Then it goes really high

And why I'm kicking this guy

Can you stop?

You heel went in my eye!

I'm the tallest in the band

But believe

I can't steal your man

If you wonder if I can

Go ahead

Just ask his fine ass

I am having trouble gettin these

Glasses off my face

I am the black girl in the group

We've got one girl from every race

Nuh uh you don't have an Asian

Ooo we must have spaced

This white girl we have really can't sing so

She can be replaced

This song's about how we're woth it

Worth having sex with

As if we're harlots

Or hookers trying to get rich

But in this vid we're actin

Like powerful women

Abusing these men

It doesn't make any sense

I am the cutest in the group

And the got a smoking hot body too

But our stylist has no clue

Be dressed me in this unsexy suit ew

It's because in this vid

You play Wall Street executives

Who came up with that concept?

I don't know but it sure is stupid

I am trying way too hard to be

Sexy to young dudes

I wink and flip my hair around

I do every cliche move

I want boys to say I'm hot

In the comments for this vid

I look like Nicole Scherzinger and Zayan Malik had a kid

We're the girl One Direction

We're a collection

Of past contestants

The 'X Factor' rejected

But I got an erection

First time I saw them

And so I signed them

And now they let me shag them

OK

This song also sounds a whole lot like "Problem"

We are suing you

Why?

Cos we've both been harassed!

You made me squeeze your junk!

And toy stuck your golf club up my ass!

This is unacceptable behavior it cannot pass!

And I demand jsutice for my clients and I want it fast

You can sue them penniless

But they're now worthless

They lost all their cash

In the stock market

What?

Sorry girls you're now homeless

God damnit!

I told you guys we shouldn't have invested in Donald Trump!