The Pitiful Children
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The Pitiful Children
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[Squip]
You were always quite the loser, jeremy
Then I invaded
And you upgraded
Ba-da-ba-ba
Woah
Jeremy, it's true that I found you
But look around you
Woah
All your peers are just so incomplete
You can't see it, but they're all in pain
Their operating system's obsolete
So let's complete the chains
And get inside those brains
Let's save the pitiful children
[Students]
Woah
[Squip]
Let's save the pitiful children
[Students]
Woah
[Squip]
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
Just what to do
Help them to help you
[Jenna]
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[Squip]
Can you see the vision clearly, jeremy?
Users embracing and interfacing
Beep boop beep boop
Shiny, happy people singing sweetly
[Jenna]
Yeah
[Squip]
Gone is human error and fear
[Jenna]
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep
[Squip]
Every issue tucked away so neatly
If you feel a sob or tear
Just turn that knob, and switch that gear
[Squip]
Let's save the pitiful children
[Jenna]
Yeah
[Squip]
Let's save the pitiful children
[Jenna]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
[Squip]
Let's teach the pitiful children
[Squip]
Who just haven't a clue
Just what to do
Help them and soon this will be you
[All]
Let's save the pitiful children
[Squip]
Rap beep beep bop
[All]
Let's save the pitiful children
[Squip]
Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo
[All]
Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue
[Squip]
If that's what we do
If that's what we do
Then
[All]
Everything about us is going to be wonderful
[Students]
We love everything about squips
[All]
Everything about us is going to be so alive
[Students]
We could never live without squips
[Squip]
You won't feel left out or unsure
[All]
Not pitiful children anymore
'Cause
Everything about us is going to be cool
When we rule!
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