The Pitiful Children

[Squip]

You were always quite the loser, jeremy

Then I invaded

And you upgraded

Ba-da-ba-ba

Woah

Jeremy, it's true that I found you

But look around you

Woah

All your peers are just so incomplete

You can't see it, but they're all in pain

Their operating system's obsolete

So let's complete the chains

And get inside those brains

Let's save the pitiful children

[Students]

Woah

[Squip]

Let's save the pitiful children

[Students]

Woah

[Squip]

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

Help them to help you

[Jenna]

Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Squip]

Can you see the vision clearly, jeremy?

Users embracing and interfacing

Beep boop beep boop

Shiny, happy people singing sweetly

[Jenna]

Yeah

[Squip]

Gone is human error and fear

[Jenna]

Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep

[Squip]

Every issue tucked away so neatly

If you feel a sob or tear

Just turn that knob, and switch that gear

[Squip]

Let's save the pitiful children

[Jenna]

Yeah

[Squip]

Let's save the pitiful children

[Jenna]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[Squip]

Let's teach the pitiful children

[Squip]

Who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

Help them and soon this will be you

[All]

Let's save the pitiful children

[Squip]

Rap beep beep bop

[All]

Let's save the pitiful children

[Squip]

Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo

[All]

Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue

[Squip]

If that's what we do

If that's what we do

Then

[All]

Everything about us is going to be wonderful

[Students]

We love everything about squips

[All]

Everything about us is going to be so alive

[Students]

We could never live without squips

[Squip]

You won't feel left out or unsure

[All]

Not pitiful children anymore

'Cause

Everything about us is going to be cool

When we rule!