Quarantine With Me

The world's gone mad, a travesty

But us in bed is all I need

Come over, and quarantine with me

Yeah

I feel it in my gut, yeah

The media just fucks with me

Headline: We're dead

Won't leave this bed

Life is over, over, over

Come on, yeah

It's just my little luck (Just my little luck)

This virus got us stuck inside

Headline, haven't read

Alone in bed

Please come over, over, over

Is this really it?

Am I gonna die?

I'm not even 25

Social distancing is fine

But you're the exception

I guess that

The world's gone mad, a travesty

But us in bed is all I need

Come over, and quarantine with me (Yeah)

The grocery stores are all empty

But I've got sex and mac and cheese

Come over, and quarantine with me

I need some toilet paper

'Cause the shit I'm spittin' water

I need forty acres

Keep the zombies off my lawn

You better warn the neighbors

To stop peeping in my windows

'Cause we're laying with some pillows

Fully naked watching Office

Skip the doctor's office come and make some brunch, mmm

I stocked my pantry up with berries cap'n crunch, mmm

I heard the surgeon general, said we shouldn't touch

But it's just us, it's just us

It's a must (What?)

Is this really it?

Am I gonna die?

I'm not even 25

Social distancing is fine

But you're the exception

I guess that

The world's gone mad, a travesty

But us in bed is all I need

Come over, and quarantine with me (Yeah)

The grocery stores are all empty

But I've got sex and mac and cheese

Come over, and quarantine with me

Yeah, I heard there's a way to describe it

Absolutely, the Major here wants the entire town

To soak working

Come over