Absolutely Me

Clear the way, boys

The lady has arrived

All you handsome fellows

Please wait for me to the right

Don't keep me waiting

Ooh, thank you for the drink

It's quarter past eleven

I'm not in the mood to think

Mr. band leader

Let's kick out the jam

Gimme something that'll light it up

And make my feet go bam bam bam!

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible, you see

But when it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thurday

Are impossible for me

But once it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

Sweeter than the candy

About to caress my lips

Imagine all the sugar

When I start to shake my hips

It's not an illusion

I'm as live as I can be

Instead of all your promises

Why don't you show all your charms to me

Mr. Band Leader

The arrangement has to change

Gimme something that I light it up

Won't'cha let the boogie start to play

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible, you see

But when it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thurday

Are impossible for me

But once it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I don't want a serenade

To hear you say a thing

All I need is your attention

And a 10 karat diamond ring

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Are impossible, you see

But when it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me

I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thurday

Are impossible for me

But once it gets to Friday

What'cha get is absolutely me