Coming Back As a Man

I live on the edge

And something has me really turning red

I toss and then I turn inside this bed, oh yeah,

Yeah, I said it

I'm unsatisfied

With all the Romeos and their "Goodbyes"

Their "See ya laters" incomplete the lies

That's why I sigh

It's not just me I talk about

Our rage is on the way

All the money in the women's world will never make 'em change

Gonna grab the yellow pages

Find Da Vinci of the threads

To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal

You see, I've got a plan

I'm coming back as a man

I'm gonna wear blue

And find a pair of flat black leather shoes

That shine more than a diamond mine could do

And add something new

Like wear a cologne

That says "You are the man I'm gonna own"

And whispers "Baby, will you take me home?"

Va va va va va voom

I drop a hint and then my keys

And then I cast a net

To catch someone who's in for such

A night he won't forget

Gonna grab the yellow pages

Find Da Vinci of the threads

To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal

You see, I've got a plan

I'm coming back as a man

I'll hide behind the Errol Flynn moustache

Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts

Call me the equalizer for the girls

And tell me, baby, tell me where it hurts

Gonna grab the yellow pages

Find Da Vinci of the threads

To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead

It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal

You see, I've got a plan

I'm coming back as a man