Liquid Lunch

Lady pass the aspirin, something’s gotta work

I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts

That second large martini, the one that went down real smooth

Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose

I just can’t apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed’s an ocean liner

And I can’t call for help

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

I think I’ve got the symptoms and many of them will leave

They think that it’s a party to laugh at all my greed

It must’ve been a doozy, I had 200 dreams

At least I found my pillow ‘cause I can’t find my keys

It’s hard to remember

All of the events

But I must’ve paid the tab

‘Cause all that’s left is 50 cents

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Baby, I can call the pharmacy

They’ll bring something up, something up tout suite

Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill

With some kind of magic pill

I just can’t apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed’s an ocean liner

And I can’t call for help

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girl’s got going and we had a munch

I promise I’mma dine, admit it’s the last time

I’ll never have a liquid lunch