Gallifreyan History 101

At first we were just gallifreyans and that was fine

Just taking up space and biding our time

Until Rassilon came along

With his ever present sense of right and wrong

He was strong, he was mighty

He was the founder of Time Lord Society

Now this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest

But you're gonna have to pass it

If you want to earn your TARDIS

Nobody's graduating from this academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History

Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega

His interstellar science would amaze ya

He found our source of power

And devised a cunning plan under in an hour

It went sour, he was erased

But at least now we could travel through time and space

Now if there's a subject that's impossible it's this

In comparison, the Untempered Schism's a piece of piss

But nobody's graduating from this academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History

So now we're all time lords and that's just fine

We're traveling through space, bouncing through time

But we've made it clear not to interfere

And that's a rule to which we all must adhere

But I fear that the Doc

Is about causing havoc in his big blue box

Now that takes us up to date and we're all gravy

I only hope it doesn't get messed up by Russell T. Davies

Nobody's graduating from this academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan!

Until you can say you're Grallifreyan!

Until you know all about Gallifreyan History!