Journey's End

Something was wrong when the stars went out,

Didn't know what it was all about,

Then the bees started to fly away,

And Earth got trapped in the Medusa Cascade.

Through the subwave network everybody had a chat,

Harriet was murdered and then everyone was sad, (aww)

Davros stole the signal and the Doctor was amazed,

How was he alive and who had brought him to this place?

Spotted Rose Tyler across the fog,

Heard "exterminate!" and he was shot,

Started glowing with a golden shine,

Transferred his energy then he was fine.

He was pretty lucky that he kept his severed hand,

Though in terms of canon I do not quite understand.

What was Russell thinking, what the hell was going on?

OK fine, we're sorry, we'll get right back to the song.

We've reached the journey's end,

Having a laugh inside the TARDIS,

Though it didn't make much sense,

Always nice to see them Daleks.

Martha Jones teleported, to Germany

Where she prepared to use the Osterhagen Key.

Jack had a necklace thing; a Warp Star so I'm told,

But Davros was like "no, come hang out in my vault" (boogie).

Threw the TARDIS into the fire,

Donna thought that things were looking dire.

Second Doctor (there were two of them!) grew from energy (that doesn't sound plausible),

Captain Jack (hi there!) started having fantasies.

Caan went to the Time War and it muddled up his brain,

Now he sees the future but he's totally insane.

Silly Silly Davros thinks that Caan is on his side,

Wait 'til he discovers that the prophecy's a lie.

Davros revealed his master plan,

If you need a reality bomb, he's your man!

Donna flicked a switch and said some complex words,

The Daleks exploded and they saved the Earth (yay).

One last thing before we finish, Donna's mind was wiped,

Doctor had to leave, if she remembered she would die.

Sarah Jane returned to Mr Smith, K9 and Luke.

Didn't mention Mickey cos he's really not much use (sorry).