Do You Still Believe We Went To The Moon?

A funny thing happened on the way to the moon

That's the title of a video that I watched on YouTube

You can see astronauts hanging from wires

Proving that astronauts and NASA are liars

They analyse photos and highlight mistakes

With the moon landing missions they show it was faked

You can see 'em faking the photos of earth

They use a round window to fake the curve

Hmmmm

I watched another documentary called astronauts gone wild

Astronaut Buzz aldrin gets a little riled

All he was asked was to swear to God

That the he went to the moon but he would not

He was faced with a moon landing denier

Had a chance to show that he ain't no liar

But buzz decided to punch that dude

Just for asking him to swear if he went to the moon

Hmmmm

Do you still believe we went to the moon

Do you still believe what they tellin you

Connect the dots and pretty soon

You'll find out what I found out too

But I If you question this stuff you'll be labelled a loon

You'll be called a conspiracy theory buffoon

But I don't care man, I'm stil gon' make this tune

Coz I know that we didn't go to the moon

And how bout the moon rocks They gave to museums

And thousands and thousands of people did see em

But one museum took a closer look

And soon realised that something's afoot

The rock they were given turned out to be fake

Just a piece of old wood not a rock from space

When God made the moon he saw it was good

But apparently made it from petrified wood

Hmmm

In another museum sits an astronaut suit

Take a good look at the tread on the boot

It doesn't match up with the prints on the moon

And y'all still believe what they're telling you

Or how bout that phone call that Nixon made

To the moon that's a quarter million miles away

When I can't get a signal on my cell phone line

I guess phones were better in 69

Hmmm

Yeah you went straight through those van Allen belts

It wasn't a problem right and nothing was felt

But now you say it's a problem and you can't get through

This problem needs to be solved according to you

But didn't you solve that problem back in 69

You flew straight through em 5 more times

You wonder why I think it's fake

When there are so many apollo mistakes

Like the telemetry data that's all gone missing

13000 reels are you kidding

A giant leap for all of mankind

But you lost all the data

And no one can find

Hmmm

There's no blast crater from the lunar module

Probably coz that thing was a model

Or the flag that flutters with no atmosphere

Don't you think that's a bit queer

Intersecting shadows means another light source

Do I think it's fake, yeah of course

The whole thing was filmed on a Hollywood set

Directed by Kubrick is my best bet

The moons so cool we love to explore it

But we can't get past low earth orbit

Do the research people I think you'll find

Nasas admits that a bunch of times