Puppet Show

Let me tell you something bout the space station

It's only really there in your imagination

That thing ain't real it's science fiction

It's there to feed your space addiction

Those astronauts are not in space

It's written all over their stupid face

I can spot a liar from a 100 miles

I can spot a fraud from the way they smile

Didn't ya learn nothing from the fake moon mission

That puppet show from president Nixon

Well listen up they're doing it again it seems

Check out the harnesses and green screens

You see I used to work a lot in film and TV

And I know a bit about the television trickery

To create the illusion that your somewhere your not

A green screen is what you're gonna use a lot

Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling

The illussion that you're floating is what they'll be believing

All you're watching is a puppet show

Yeah the whole worlds a stage

Astronauts are actors of course

And yeah they all get paid

Look at me ma I'm floating in space

No your not your lying to the whole human race

So let me tell you little something bout a zero g plane

This thing flies up and then down again

Some weird stuff happens If you're on the inside

You start to float as the plane takes a dive

Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive

And you got yourself an astronaut or so you believe

Plane flies up that's everyone's cue

Then action we got some deceiving to do

Plane flies down then everyone knows

To start the iss live show

Floating in a plane with zero g

But you only see astronauts on your TV!

Another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools

They're filming all the space walks in boyancy pools

NASAs gonna tell you that it's just for training

To practice, for space station maintaing

Well I thought about that but if that's the case

Then why the hell can I see bubbles in space

Take a hard look at the next space walk

And tell me if you can see bubbles at all

Open your eyes man, I'll bet you a quarter

Those space walks are all filmed under water

I can see space bubbles everywhere

Hey NASA How the hell did those get there?

So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS

Take another look at your TV set

They're pretty good at faking so you gotta look close

Pay some attention to the way the actor "floats"

If you ask me that ain't zero gravity

But Hollywood effects that I see on my TV

Take a good look at the whole damn thing

These lying bastards are puppets on a string

It's all a big science fiction puppet show

The games up assholes coz we all know

Thanks for the show NASA it's been a blast

Now take your fake station and shove it up your