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Don't Believe In Gravity

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Don't Believe In Gravity

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I remember when I learned in school

'Bout Gravity man, it was all so cool

I had a teacher that knew it all

She taught me how water can to a ball

How buildings stick to the underside

Of a ball that's spins like a carousel ride

Man that all sounded crazy to me

But I loved learning bout Gravity

I could wait to tell my dad

About the amazing day that I had

He picked me up I was bursting with pride

He opened the door and I jumped inside

He smiled at me and said how was your day

I said dad, I was blown away

I learned about this magical thing

But it's kinda got my head in a spin

I learned about this Newton guy

When an apple fell on his head he surmised

That there must be a force that's pulling it down

And everything's being sucked to the ground

A force that sticks us all to this ball

The people the buildings, the oceans and all

And so it was written in history

Newton had discovered Gravity

Well he just looked at me and said

Don't believe in Gravity

Don't believe in fantasy

Don't believe coz a theory's all it is

It's never been proven but they teach it to the kids

Well my dad felt a little bit sad for me

When I mentioned that word gravity

He said, have a little independent thought

And question what you've just been taught

I mean, how the hell can a ball that's spins

Make a force so strong that sucks everything in

Yet birds and insects fly uneffected

Gravity must be selective

Think about it logically

Coz that don't make no sense to me

Question all those preachers preach

Question all those teachers teach

You see Gravity's just a bunch of bull

That Newton guy is just a lying fool

These guys like Newton shouldn't be trusted

Their freemasonic lies have been busted

In fact my boy it's density

And that's why things fall down you see

An object always falls to the ground

If it's heavier than the air that surrounds

If it's lighter than air then it'll rise

And will keep on floating up to the skies

Thats what's known as boyancy

And that makes more sense than Gravity

He said I'm sorry son for bursting your bubble

But that kinda thinkin can get you in trouble

These theories they try to put in your head

It's all just pseudoscience he said

They'll have you believing in all kinds of crap

That Gravity nonsense belongs in the trash

Believe me when I say to you

There ain't no Gravity and that's the truth

Well my daddy made me think that day

He made me think in a different way

I did some thinking for myself

I put that theory back on the shelf

That gravity crap is indoctrination

Not truthful trusted information

People need to wake up and see

That there ain't no such thing as Gravity

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