Black Friday

Spend that dough before your bread is stale

Backstabbers who sleep on a bed of nails

Hypocrites talk that junk

Hysterical. blaze that skunk

Emotions. You must be high on wifey.

She ain't givin' up the goods? Me no likey.

Cut the chit chat. Gossip is a gateway drug.

Late model bored digital thug

Ya heard, he sold his guns to the enemy,

Leader of the free world shot down your cherry tree.

Now everyone's so self conscious.

Fuck trends. Stay sarcastic, pompous.

Grown folks in plastic shoes dance on cue

watch the egos bruise

I'm the ax with songs of experience

that chop through your everyday delerium

I do caffeine,

I got cancer,

I got vaccines,

I know crack fiends,

I got hemorrhoids,

I do steroids,

I got muscles,

don't like ta hustle,

I got the next shit,

I got them classics,

I got exclusives,

so expensive,

you know it's worth it,

your mommy work it,

you got some new tits,

you're looking perfect.

Take your vitamins, minerals, ions, niacin, Nexium, Xanax, Vallium, Ritalin,

random violence,

Two lines of coke

Great recipe, but that's not the antidote.

Then what praytell will break this dizzy spell

Sex sells so get it while it's cheap.

You're buying sweets to keep 'em off the streets,

Saying PSA brush them teeth.

Black Friday get it's while it's hot

From the mega-store to the corner of your block

Black Friday

(cop it when it drops)

off the assembly

(built in sweatshops)

Black Friday, get it while it burns

One-thousand degrees, built over-seas

Panic on the streets of NYC

The USA got ADD

So just do it

Don't leave home without it

Think different

Less fillin'

(I'm bout it, bout it)

Ain't just a liar,

Also the president

Beware the stampede of white elephants

(attention shoppers)

can of worms half-price

slice of humble pie ain't worth the shelf-life

I'm all in, the sky is fallin'

Bundled with freedom, next to call in

Can you hear me now?

You have just won

Fast life on a sesame bun

DMO's kick artificial flows

Yo what it do? Well, nobody knows.

Today's special:

Terrorist diversion

Ignorance

Militants

Bureaucrats

Impotence

The future may cause side-effects,

Memory loss, paranoid rejects

I got dizziness, I got nausea, I got grills, I got grills

It needs breath mints, I got refreshments, I got parents who both resent me

I got discharge and my dick's hard, I got blood clots and I can't breath.

I got problems, 99 of them, life's a bitch son, yeah I'm a vicitim.

Now, read the book kid. Watch the movie.

Straight to video.

Recycled material

At the swap meet, blood for oil

And ice conspiracy's new low price.

Brand new getup. Get up off your ass.

Offer valid while supplies last

Super-sized, all-wheel drive,

it's alive, yellow number 5!