Brush P.S.A.

Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means?

I gotta take out the trash?

No silly it's time to brush your teeth!

Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup

moisten the toothbrush, you know whats up

crest, colgate, aquafresh

straight across the bristles, nothing less

now side to side, can't stop, won't stop

hit her from the front, hit her from the back

hit her from an angle if you got it like that

girls love it if you got it like that

fresh brushed she'll think your a genius

impressed she might touch your

common please let me get a kiss

don't be tease be a proper miss

oral b girls rock it steady

pump or squeeze, are you ready

lets fight tooth decay

let's floss everyday

back and forth no gum diseases

brush those fronts just like jesus

back from the dentist, then he gets this

no cavities, pump that fist

back and forth, forth and back

jungle mike says, "plack is whack"

this just in, brush your teeth,

think of all the candy you can eat

brush back

jungle mike with the candy rap

okay, they tell you to brush like a million times

but fuck that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine

I call them push pop, ray pop low pop spree

nominate one and good to plantie

cigarette gum, gum tape and nerds

gobstoppers

starburst, laffy taffies, bazooka joe fish

swedish fish

candy canes

gummy bers, oh gummy bers

he's the pixxie sticks

tooties rolls dreams ya'll, like how many licks?

red hots, m&m's gobstoppers

laffy taffies, bazooka joe bliss

a whole bag of candies for those swedish fish

forever mints, candy canes, merry christmas

licorice the holy ones, on your shitlist

sugar daddies

6 licks and your peppermint pansies

oh your teeth will put up a good fight

jaw breakers

blow bubbles you got the hubba bubba

soda and poprocks got me in trouble

no charlston chew,peanut chew

marry janes

candy bar nation, can't forget you

cavity pornstars you know how we do

brush p.s.a, promise the tooth decay,

have a nice day

brush back