Dinner And A Movie

A glutton for pain, try another diet

A laugh riot for hip hop dramedy

Ignore the credits the more you let come easy

Commotion make a grown man queasy

So ill all work and no play make

Jack high as a kite, especially Sunday

Cool gust, breezy afternoon

Conspiracy's about landin' on the moon

I'm crunk, I'm Buzz Aldrin kid

The blackout cut the power grid

The black on, jokes he transmits like

Your mother's an astronaut and shit

Slow wits, backstroke belligerent

A hard worker, pound the beer with diligence

A penny for thoughts, a rap caused ducats

A calm commotion, a laid back ruckus

Hit the playback, solve this puzzle

You're Pat Sajak I've got rebuttals

Grand prize, whatever the heart fantasize

Drop by you've got a fresh surprise

Your beat so hot they sizzle when you mumble like

I know I'm nice but keep it on the humble like

So nice you had to say it thrice like

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, Calm Pete, psyche

On to the rhythm you don't stop the ladies say

Get it, get it, get that money

You work hard to make them ends meet

You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie

It go on to the rhythm it don't stop the ladies say

Get it, get it, get that money

You work hard to make them ends meet

You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie

And a movie, and a mo-oo-ovie

[Intermission]

Left the cinema dumbfounded

Caught a ride with the late night despondent

Look from then on, there she go hey you

You lucky broad, cool cat calico

Night vision and I ain't talkin' goggles

I'm talkin' foresight for tonight's travels

Pick a place, lemme handle mine

She talkin' bout snacks, you stand in line

Peanut butter marmalade sandwich gully

Appetite keep you on the up and up buddy

They say patience is a virtue

Then virtue must mean I won't fuck you

I got jokes, must be the sugar rush

Bittersweets, not on the syllabus

Pop quiz, multiple choice bubble

A help in the trouble, save you the trouble

Impatient, overworked and sensitive

How could cool calm dare need a sedative

She on some shit to sell her rates slow

Man fuck this, she wasn't worth the convo

Good things come to those who wait

But these are New York minutes so lemme demonstrate

Nice and smooth, hate to be a hater

Peace see ya later, take me out with the fader

Pity couldn't stick around, heart shaped cookie

Seek help, I got game like a rookie

Prescription (brought to you by anti-anxiety nookie)

Sick of these odds, get a new bookie

Petty little banter keep it in the houses

You in bitch, game blouses

She keeps on calling me (3x)

But I don't really mind

[Intermission]

Last night I just slayed the cat

At the middle of hot sex, where ya at

She on top, humming impromptu like dip it low

Tellin' me she like it when I rap slow

So that baby dog had like the finest

And she kissed the dick, pure bliss

And I mean that sincerely miss

Lick the balls, smooth as eggs, spread the legs

Insatiable like Peg Bundy

Even got on her best pair of undies

God bless the girl I hope she rule the world

Like the greatest pussy make life unfurl

Take her for a twirl quick lovesick

Caught looking like a late night flick

Tricks, bags, bitches, broads

These lame dames who call us dogs

Taste the puss like riff raff Heath Cliff

Pepe le Pew if you on that stink shit

Lazy Laz love to smoke grass

Luxurious miss hate to French kiss

Old maid, sweet but talk dirty

Street walker, strut so purty

In hind sight, I love them all

Even the names that I can't recall