Cowpie Song

I wake up face down in the cow pies

In a field near 41

Some tourist takes my picture

As i bleach here in the sun

The flies are buzzing round me

And the cars are whizzing by

A cow is nibbling on my ear

And drooling in my eye

I don't know how i got here

I think i musta walked

Cause i don't see the chevy

And there's holes in both my socks

Chorus:

I love to go where the cow pies grow

And smell that dairy air

And party in milwaukee

Cause the beer tastes better there

Beer and brats and a brewers game

Its a party night and day

Now i'm walking across wisconsin

Trying to find my chevrolet

It musta been some party

I musta had a blast

There's beer stains on my undies

And my nose is in a cast

I met this girl from wausau

We danced all through the night

She couldn't kiss or dance too good

But she could drink and fight

She took me to a party

We polished off a case

But when i tried to make my move

She punched me in the face

(repeat chorus)

We all went to a brewers game

I think the crew was winning

I was doing pretty good

Until the seventh inning

It musta been some brewers fans

That poured me in my car

Then someone took my keys away

And drove me to a bar

I sang them some yooper songs

Everybody bought me beers

I went looking for the bathroom

And i woke up lying here

(repeat chorus)