Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots

Naked elves in cowboy boots

Chasing me wherever i go

Those naked elves in cowboy boots

They won't leave me alone

A jigglin', gigglin', boingy, boingy, boingy

Running down the road i see

Naked elves in cowboy boots

They just won't let me be

I'm hiding at the corner bar

And they're waiting outside for me

Five beers, ten beers, twenty beers later

I look outside to see

I peek around the corner across da street

Guess who's spying on me

Those naked elves in cowboy boots

Making funny faces at me

Bridge:

I'm a gonna write a letter to santa

I'm a gonna give him praise

I'm a gonna tell him that he's neat

And that i've changed my ways

Da whole town of republic's gonna see

I'm not a scrooge no more

Then maybe those ole' naked elves

Won't chase me 'round no more

Quarter after two da bar's closing up

And woo die's asking us to leave

I tell him there's naked elves out there

He looks at me like i'm crazy

He gives me a kick, out the door i go

A bouncing on my bum

That's when i hear their little boots

I think i better run

Naked elves in cowboy boots

Chasing me all the way home

Some teens loitering at the citgo gas

Ask me what i'm running for

I tell 'em, "celebrate christmas in every way"

"'cause if your a scrooge, you'll have to pay"

Here comes those naked elves in cowboy boots

I hope i get away