Da Fish Fight Song

(female vocal)

You smell just like a can of worms

Baking in the sun

There's fish guts hanging from your chin

I sure hope you had fun

You gotta stop hanging 'round

That worthless bunch of guys

Cause if you dump a shift again

I'll blacken both your eyes

If you go out fishing

And forget to do your chores

I'm gonna take the chain saw

And cut up that boat of yours

If i catch you making spawn bags

From my brand new pantyhose

I'll take those smelly fish eggs

And ram 'em up your nose

Chorus:

Fish fish fish

That's all you ever do

Fish fish fish

Wit dat lousy crew

(male vocal)

Nag nag nag that's all you ever do

Nag nag nag

Until your face turns blue

(female vocal)

I thought you gave me chinese food

In those two foam cups

I nearly had a heart attack

When i warmed 'em up

A heap of slimy dew worms

Was squirming on my plate

You're lucky that i saw them move

Before it was too late

I threw out those fish eggs

In those gerber baby jars

Baby huey ate some

Now he backfires like a car

I'm gonna smash your tackle box

And break your fishing poles

And take my sushi knife

And fill your waders full of holes

(repeat chorus)

My mother tried to warn me

This time i'm gonna listen

She told me i should leave you

The next time you go fishing

(male vocal)

I'm really gonna miss you

And all the fun we had

But if you wanna see me

I'll be fishing with your dad

Chorus: (female vocal)

Fish fish fish

That's all you ever do

Fish fish fish

Wit dat lousy crew

(male vocal)

I gotta go go go

Stop cawing you old crow

No no no

Let me go, let me go