Gimmie Another Beer

The boss been on my butt all week

He's lucky that i even show up

Da old ladie's bitchin' constantly

To give my beerin' up

She listens to the mother-in-law bitch

About living them years with a drunk

Hell if you lived with dat ole bat

You'd stay drunker than a skunk brother

They don't understand that a man needs a break

What better way than to get peeled up

So tonight lets get some jummies

Cruise da camp, get half lit pretty much a little bit

Chorus:

So give me another beer

Come on cantcha hear

I'll scream it in your ear

Give me another beer

The ole ladie's out there layin' on the horn

Cause she's got nowhere to stick her car

I gotta get rid of that mountain of empties

Da garage smells like woodie's bar

I'm gonna put a keg of beer in the ice box

Hook up a garden hose to that

Bolt the nozzle to my lazy boy

Then i'll always have beer on tap

Some people just don't under stand

We work hard at two careers

We work all day at da salt mine

At night we work pounding beers

(repeat chorus)

Born to drink beer

Go camp get drunk

Born to drink beer

Fall down throw up

Born to drink beer

Crawl home to bed