Mental Monkey

I knew you were a psycho right from the start

You measure your friends by the way that they fart

When my friends come around i feel so degraded

You act like a dweeb they say, "is he related?"

(male vocal)

Hey pizza face you look like a blister

I don't tell anyone you're my sister

Look at those teeth you look like a beaver

And those ears of yours look like radar receivers

Chorus: (female vocal)

Get off my case you big butt face

You're too weird for the human race

You're a mental monkey that belongs in a zoo

And all of your friends are as geeky as you

(female vocal)

You eat like a pig and you look like one too

It smells like something died in your shoes

You got potatoes growing out of your ears

Are you planning on taking a bath this year?

(male vocal)

You got a body just like donald duck

Your face could stop a garbage truck

You camp in the bathroom to fix your hair

Its not halloween who you trying to scare?

(repeat chorus)

(male vocal)

Go look in the mirror you look like a dork

Has someone been stabbing your face with a fork?

You don't need nose plugs when you go for a swim

You could plug up those nostrils with two bowling pins

(female vocal)

You think you're hot and you think you're great

How come you can't get a human to date?

You and your boyfriend were made for each other

He looks like freddy and you look like his mother

(repeat chorus)