The Anniversary Song

Honey do you remember

What day it is today

Remember that special occasion

On that beautiful morning in may

You wore a rented tuxedo

We had champagne on ice

Both of our families were gathered

And everyone acted so nice

(male vocal)

Your uncle ernie's funeral

That's a party i'll never forget

That's when you got sick on that kesslers

And those cudighis that you et

You spent the night in the bathroom

You missed all the fun that we had

We took uncle ernie to town for last call

Then we sent him home in a cab

Chorus: (female vocal)

The older you get the more you forget

To remember what you should recall

You fill in the blanks in your memory with things

That may not have happened at all

You never remember my birthday

But you know when deer season comes

You otta be shot 'cause i know you forgot

It's our anniversary you bum

Remember the day we were married

Don't tell me that you forgot

How i walked down the aisle with my daddy

And my bouquet of forgot-me-nots

Remember that beautiful moment

When you looked deep into my eyes

You slipped the ring on my finger

And everyone started to cry

(male vocal)

That's when somebody ripped one

I think it was your uncle slim

It echoed so loud in the rafters

I thought the whole church would cave in

Then as the gas started spreading

Your mother passed out on the floor

The old bags were screaming and fainting

The crowd made a dash for the door

(repeat chorus)