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Artist: Dirty Dike
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Fuckpig Sloshpots
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Fuckpig Sloshpots
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Please, I don't think we need to resort to name calling
I think what Calvin is trying to say is that this Elvira is a person of easy virtue
A purveyor of pulchritude
A one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will
A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine
A street walker, a tramp
A slut, a cheap whore
Look at you sitting there, grandy as a fuckpig
Sup bitch looking like you need to lick some nuts quick
Well I ain't the butcher with the free pork sausage
You've seen more bollocks than you'd feed your gossips
Now stop it
Get your skanky man hands away from me
Ham flaps blatantly, mad mashed with AIDS disease
I'd give a shit if you're the fittest, crisp chick
With the biggest tits
You're still a fuck piggy in the middle bitch
I ain't into it, I used to be a little bit
But had to go clinic, now I'm less keen to think with it
Yep, yep I drink a bit
Tell a slag to fuck off
But only when she's acting like a cunt and wants to suck cock (fuck what?)
What, that's a fair enough exchange
When I'm getting called a pervert for staring at her mates
And all I really wanna do is bash a chair across her face
Miss thinks I'm the bad guy, hilarious grapes
Me and my gang are fucking crazy
I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me
It ain't because I'm bloody lazy
I'd rather sit and sniff my drugs
It's like blah, bitch just needs to back down
Fit ones, fat cows and slags with their rats out
Its mad how you can blag a slapper in a cab now
Pull the yaks pants down and bang her on your man's couch
That's how your self respect levels hit the bloody floor
You grubby whore, what you asking me for money for?
Dress rich, less crib
Breath stinks, sets big
SES pig, sex pig
Forget this, next bitch
You are the most irresponsible, disgusting pig alive in the world
I wish your mother had an abortion
You have no talent, I'm telling you
You are the most disgusting pig
Oh you know actually that's a compliment, your lies are so disgusting
I would love to I really would love to kick you in the face
Me and my gang are fucking crazy
I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me
It ain't because I'm bloody lazy
I'd rather sit and sniff my drugs
Me and my gang are fucking crazy
I wouldn't fuck you if you paid me
It ain't because I'm bloody lazy
I'd rather sit and sniff my drugs
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