In Short

My love affair with you

It's over, it's through

We loved and then we lost

And though we came at quite a cost

We've both had the chance to grow

I've collected my thoughts

And once before I go

There's just one thing I want you to know…

I wanna punch you in the face

Stab you with a sword

I hope you lose all your hair

Get eaten by a bear

Strangle yourself with a telephone cord

Lean out a window a little too far

Don't look both was and get hit by a car

Choke on a Now And Later

Get your shoelaces caught in an escalator

In short

I hope you die

Maybe it's wrong to wish death on

Someone you had so much love for

But since we shared so much

It makes me want to kill you more

I wanna stick pins your eyes

I pray you get a rectal rash

I hope your Visa's declined

Your children are blind

Get broke and have to porn for cash

Become epileptic and violently shake

Find out that you were conceived by mistake

Fall out of a roller coaster

Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster

In short

I really hope you die

Okay, so maybe I've gone to far

Maybe I'm saying this out of spite

Right?

Maybe I still think these things to cope with sleeping alone each night

Cause obviously I'm still thinking of you

And wishing that we could just start over new

What if we both give it one more try?

Sucks that we can't cause you're a prick that deserves to die

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Die, die, die

Die, die, die, die

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Get Saurs!

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Mad cow.

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Bird flu.

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

Fall when you're going out of the shower and

your tweezers are on the floor because you're always plucking your eyebrows,

and you love plucking your eyebrows more than you love me.

So you fall out of the shower and on onto your tweezers which stab you in the middle of your fore head

(just above that mole-thing, which drove me slightly insane).

Which you could have gotten it surgically removed,

but you didnt cause your too cheap to get the surgery.

Anyway, you fall out of the shower and onto your tweezers,

which stab you in the middle of your forehead

and you become immediately paralyzed and slowly bleed out.

Get beaten and slugged

Molested and mugged

Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged

I hate you, I'm leaving, goodbye!

In short

I hope you fucking die!

Die!