A Bag Of Weed

Now everybody gather 'round

And listen if you would

When I tell you every person

Needs a way of feeling good

Every kitty needs a ball of string

And every dog a stick

But all you need is a bag of weed

To really get a kick

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better

With a bag of weed

It's the only hope that you'll ever need

Cuz' everything is better

With a bag of weed

Here you go, you're all getting it now

When texas people want to feel good

They go assault a queer

When stupid people need a thrill

They rent the rocketeer

When Michael Jackson needs a rush

He humps a guy like me

Right!

But all we need is a bag of weed

To keep us worry free

One, two, three, ho!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better

With a bag of weed

Oh, you don't need meth

And you don't need speed

Cuz' everything is better

With a bag of weed

Have a go, Brian!

As Mr. H. L. Mencken said

"The common man's a fool."

And just like Helen Keller said

"Doof stoo gee nay foo tool."

But try and use your heads

And don't buy into all the fear

Hey!

'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed

To make us wanna cheer!

And one, two!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better

With a bag of weed

You can try and fight

But we're all agreed

Because everything is better

With a bag of weed

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

And one, two, three, four, and a five

And a six, and a seven! Ho!

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better

With a bag of weed

You're a happy guy

But you can't proceed

Because everything is better with a bag

Of

Weed!

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!