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Artist: Family Guy
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A Bag Of Weed
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A Bag Of Weed
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Now everybody gather 'round
And listen if you would
When I tell you every person
Needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string
And every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed
To really get a kick
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' everything is better
With a bag of weed
Here you go, you're all getting it now
When texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent the rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me
Right!
But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
Oh, you don't need meth
And you don't need speed
Cuz' everything is better
With a bag of weed
Have a go, Brian!
As Mr. H. L. Mencken said
"The common man's a fool."
And just like Helen Keller said
"Doof stoo gee nay foo tool."
But try and use your heads
And don't buy into all the fear
Hey!
'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And one, two!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
You can try and fight
But we're all agreed
Because everything is better
With a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And one, two, three, four, and a five
And a six, and a seven! Ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better
With a bag of weed
You're a happy guy
But you can't proceed
Because everything is better with a bag
Of
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
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