Down Syndrome Girl

You've got to look your best tonight

You tubby little parasite

'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you

And though her pretty face may seem

A special person's wettest dream

Before you get to see it there are things you must do

We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow

Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow

With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello

Busting out a mile with style

I know you just can't wait to stare

At all that luscious orange hair

But, boy, before you touch a single curl

You must impress that ultra bloomin'

All-consumin', poorly groomin'

Down's Syndrome girl

On any normal day you reek

As if you're on a farting streak

Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool

But if you want a lady's love

You're better off by smelling of

A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool

A squirt, a spurt

Of something just for Ellen

And you'll see, that she

Will find you so compellin'

And she does, because

The only smell that she'll be smellin'

Won't be coming from your bum

(Farts)

You wanna take that little whore

And spin her on the dancing floor

But boy, before you do a single twirl

You must impress that effervescing

Self-possessing, no BS-ing

Down's Syndrome girl

Her eyes are emerald portals

To a secret land of love

And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower

Her kiss is so inviting

And her hugs are so delighting

And what makes them really nice

Is that they've got a little spice

Because they're tighter than a vise

And they go on for an hour

(Stewie and Chris tap dance)

My boy, between the two of us

We'll get you on that shorty bus

And then you're gonna take it for a whirl

Now go impress that super-thrilling

Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling

Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing

Gaily singing, dingalinging

Stupefying, fortifying

As of Monday, shoelace tying

Stimulating, titillating

Kitty-cat impersonating

Mega-rocking, pillow-talking

Just a little crooked walking

Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting

For some reason always shouting

Fascinating, captivating

Happiness and joy creating...

(Glass shatters)

Down's Syndrome Girl!