But Then I Met You

Peter:

I used to get awf'ly moody when dating a fair-skinned cutie,

'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside.

Like something had crawled right up her ass and died.

But then I met you! My troubles were through.

I whispered "I do", and promised I'd stay in love with you!

The day I met you, you know that I knew

You'd be a great screw. Thank God I met you!

Lois:

With parents so agitating, my way of retaliating

Was one little rule of dating: keep mommy and daddy in shock

One woman can only take so much black cock.

But then I met you! My troubles were through.

I whispered "I do", and promised I'd stay in love with you!

The day I met you, you know that I knew

My world was brand new. Thank God I met you!

Both:

Knowing our happiness is always growing is all I need to keep me going

Lois:

Your smile has me deep in a trance

Peter:

I'm all about romance (farts)

(trumpet solo)

Peter: (spoken)

Fuckin' show off.

Lois:

We hoped it would last, but could it?

We hoped it would grow, but would it?

Peter:

I gave you my love and put it all over your face and your hair.

Both:

I never imagined I could walk on air.

But then I met you! My troubles were through.

I whispered "I do", and promised I'd stay in love with you!

The day I met you, you know that I knew

My world was brand new. Thank God I met you!

Thank God I met you.

Thank God I met you!