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Artist: Family Guy
Canonical path: /family-guy/can-t-touch-me
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Can't Touch Me
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Can't Touch Me
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Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so, Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("Can't touch me"in the background)
Man: What in God's name is he doing?
[Cant touch me]
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump
(Can't touch me)
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump (can't touch me)
I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, im sir Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way
(Can't touch me)
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Family Guy performs "Can't Touch Me", and this lyric page sits inside the Family Guy catalog on LyroVerse.
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