Give It Up

Let me tell you about it, stud.

You'll get chills all through your body

and you'll lose all control of your bladder

and your sphincter, that's your bum hole.

'Cause if you use toad, then I'm telling you...

You can kiss your life goodbye.

Yeah when you use toad,

It will mess you up.

It will make your mama cry

That's no lie,

You'll choke on your tongue and die

You've got to give it up

You got to give up the toad now

It's no joke buddy, give it up

You got to give up the toad now

Or you'll croak

You've got to give it up,

And don't smoke

Or you will see,

It hurts to pee

There'll be blood, gushing from ya

Every time that you cough

And forget getting lucky,

It falls off

Yeah you'd better wise up

'Cause I'm telling you

Toad is what Lando forbids

Got to give it all up

Or you're gonna see

Your whole life will hit the skids

And your kids will be born without eyelids

You've got to give it up

You got to give up the toad now

Thanks to you

And just give it up

(Brian) Give up the toad now

Thanks to you, Lando

Give it up

Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh

I'm no fool, Lando's cool

YEAH!!!