Stewie´s Sexy Party

Chorus: (Stewie)

His name is stewie (I say)

He's throwing you, a sexy party (Sexy)

I'm so in love with Stew

The only baby who's got it all figured out

You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right)

he's gonna take over the world oneday

Stewie:

Welcome to my sexy party

have a breast milk, with a dash of Bacardi

The women will converse with you about wealth

or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health

we're all celebrating with smiles on fold,

as I make preperations to take over the world

and just so it won't seem awfully strange

I'll tell you right now whats going to change

Beyoncé Knowles will massage my head,

and i'll make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed,

and Britney's husband will feel my rath,

when my army makes the little fucker take a bath

Chorus: (Stewie)

His name is stewie (That's right)

He's throwing you, a sexy party (No shit)

I'm so in love with Stew

The only baby who's got it all figured out

You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right, ladies)

he's gonna take over the world oneday

Stewie:

When I rule the world, I don't want to hear giggles,

I'll not be disturbed while I'm watching the Wiggles

and maybe this is going out on a limb

but i'll expect better jokes on According To Jim

and Starbucks will use the words large and small

not pretensious crap like grande and tall

and just to give babies a fighting chance

i'll make it socially acceptable to shit in your pants

and curfew times will be no more

you can stay out till 2 or 3 or 4

but who's going to make you go to bed

certainly not Lois, the bitch'll be dead

Chorus: (Stewie)

His name is stewie (I'm Stewie, that's right)

He's throwing you, a sexy party (I'm the craziest player)

I'm so in love with Stew

The only baby who's got it all figured out

You better gonna get in on it now, (Yes indeed)

he's gonna take over the world oneday

Stewie:

When i'm ruler of the world, I'll use my might

to put more Plinko on The Price is Right

and Madonna will perform at my palace, live

cause she still looks beautiful at 75

and Banana Republic will feel my rage

when I order them to stop asking me if

I want a fucking 10% discount card, alright?

all I want is this shirt, and these pants, okay,

and I know you guys get like, like a store commission

everytime you sell one of these things, and that's great

and your parents are probably really fucking proud of you...

Stewie: (speaking ontop of the chorus)

oh, Juniors got a job, he's doing well,

oh everythings honky dorey in the family

oh, you know what, ok,

right in the middle of a sentence there,

and you interupted me, are you ladies

even listening to what I'm saying, hello, hello,

damn you, I will not be ignored, oh fuck,

fine, i'll just go suck on Lois' breast or something

damn you all!