TV Medley

Stewie

Now the world don't move

to the beat of just one drum.

What might be right for you,

may not be right for some.

Brian

A man is born

he's a man of means.

Then along come two

they got nothing but their jeans.

Stewie

But Brian they've got,

Diff'rent strokes.

It takes,

Diff'rent strokes.

It takes,

Diff'rent strokes to move the world.

Brian

That's true, but you know Stewie

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Stewie

Everybody finds a way to shine.

Brian

But no matter that you got, not a lot.

Stewie

So what?

Brian

They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours,

And I'll have mine!

Both

And together we'll be fine!

Stewie

Cause it takes,

Diff'rent strokes to move the world,

Brian

Yes it does.

Stewie

It takes,

Diff'rent strokes to move the world!

(Spoken)

Hey, hey, why the frown Brian?

Brian

Oh, I finished my drink.

Stewie

Oh, no.

Brian

Yea, it's empty, that always gets me depressed.

Stewie

Oh, come on Brian,

Why don't you

(Sung)

Show me that smile again.

Brian

Oh I don't know

Stewie

Don't waste another minute on your crying.

Brian

Hmm

Stewie

We're nowhere near the end

Brian

That sucks

Stewie

The best is ready to begin.

Oooohhh.

Brian

As long as we got each other

Stewie

Right you are

Brian

We got the world spinnin' right in our hands.

Baby you and me,

Stewie

We gotta be

Both

The luckiest dreamers, who never quit dreamin.

As long as we keep on giving

Stewie

We can take any crap that comes our way

Brian

Baby, rain or shine,

Stewie

All the time

Both

We got each other sharing the laughter and love.

(Spoken)

Stewie

I say Brian.

Brian

Huh?

Stewie

Who's that over there?

Brian

Where?

Stewie

There.

Brian

Why Stewie that's

(Sung)

The new boy in the neighborhood

He lives downstairs and it…

Stewie

I know it's understood

He's there just to take good care of me

Like he's one of the family

Brian

Charles in charge of our days and out nights

Stewie

Yes indeed

It's Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights

(Spoken)

Brian

I have a feeling the wrongs are going to cause more trouble then the rights.

Stewie

Sitcom Man, there's a new shipment of funny on its way

(Sung)

Both

And I say

I want Charles in charge of me

(Spoken)

Stewie

You know I'm going to take things down a notch here.

Brian do you remember when we did our first musical number;

From Road to Rhode Island?

Brian

I sure do,

Man, we were so young then

Stewie

Yes, I mean, not that we've aged all that much.

I mean, geez, I've been one year old for five years.

But my point is this

(Sung)

Here we are, face to face a couple of silver spoons

Brian

We're hopin to find, we're two of a kind making a go, making it grow together,

We're going to find our way.

Stewie

You and I together, taking the time each day.

Brian

You know Stewie that's time well spent

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Both

Two Silver spoons together.

Brian

Together we're going to find our way

Together we're going to find our way

Both

You and I together

Stewie

You know this is fun,

I say we do a few more of these

Brian

You say?

Hey now, who's the boss around here?

Stewie

Who's the boss indeed.

Brian

Good segway.

(Sung)

There's a time for love and a time for living

So take a chance and face the wind.

Stewie

An open road and a road that's hidden,

A brand new life around the bend.

Brian

There were times

Stewie

Oh yea

Brian

I lost a dream or two.

Found the trail,

Stewie

Sing it man

Brian

And at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not taken

The choice is up to you my friend.

The nights are long

Stewie

Ah but you might awaken

To a brand new life

Brian

Brand new life

Both

Brand new life around the bend

(Spoken)

Stewie

Gosh, we sound so bloody good together

Brian

Well that's because we know each other so well.

Stewie

I suppose you're right,

Oh man, just think how atrocious we'd sound like if we were perfect strangers

(Sung)

Brian

Sometimes the world looks perfect,

Nothing to rearrange.

Stewie

Sometimes you get a feeling

Like you need some kind of change.

Brian

No matter what the odds are this time,

Nothing's going to stand in my way.

Stewie

This flame in my heart,

And a long lost friend

Both

Gives every dark street a light at the end.

Standing tall,

Brian

On the wings of my dream.

Both

Rise and fall,

Stewie

On the wings of my dream.

Brian

Through rain and thunder

And hale and haze

I'm bound for better days.

Stewie

Ahhh

Brian

It's my life and my dream,

Stewie

Nothing's going to stop me now.

(Spoken)

I say was I alright on that last note?

Brian

Well of course you were, don't be ridiculous.

You know Stewie, I sometimes think about what it will be like when we're old and grey.

Stewie

Hmm, well for you it will be about in five years

Brian

Thank you for reminding me.

But you know even if my hair falls out, or I loose my teeth, or I'm in constant pain because colon blockage has made me

unable to evacuate my bowels…

Stewie

Ok, ok I get it go on.

Brian

Well when I'm in my golden years, I'll always look back on our association with fondness.

I guess what I'm trying to say is…

(Sung)

Thank you for being a friend

Stewie

Don't mention it.

Brian

Traveled down the road and back again

Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

Stewie

Brian I appreciate that.

And if you through a party

Invited everyone you ever knew

You would see the biggest gift would be from me

(Spoken)

And if the box is ticking it's probably just a clock

(Sung)

And the card attached would say

Both

Thank you for being a friend.

(Spoken)

Stewie

You know why we're so close, Brian?

Brian

Why's that?

Stewie

Family Ties

(Sung)

Brian

I bet we been together for a million years,

Stewie

And I bet we'll be together for a million more.

Brian

Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we, uh, shook hands

Stewie

Shook hands, right

Both

And I can't remember what I ever did before.

What would we do baby, without us?

What would we do baby, without us?

Brian

And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other

Both

Through.

What would we do baby, without us?

Sha la la la.