You And I Are

Both:

You and I are

So awfully different

Too awfully different

To ever be palls

Stewie:

Do you want to go first?

Brian:

Yeah, I'll go

Brian:

Your favorite hero is the marquee de sad

Stewie:

Oh, you're one to talk, you get a stiffy from phylicia rashad

Brian: Oh, one time

Stewie:

I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair

Brian:

Oh, yeah, that's quite a nice do there

Stewie:

Oh, thanks

Brian:

For me to poop on

Stewie: What?

Brian:

Oh, come on, you look like charlie brown

Stewie:

Bite me snoopy

Both:

Theres not

A whole lot

That weve got

To agree on

Brian:

'Cause I like the strains of a classical score

Stewie:

And I like that singer who looks like a whore

Brian:

Rickie Martin?

Stewie:

Luv' 'em

Both:

Were too different to ever be palls

Both:

You and I are

(Doo, doo, doop)

So awfully different

(Doo, doo, doop)

Too awfully different

(Doo, doo, doop)

To ever be palls

(Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, dooyadoo, doop)

Brian:

Your head's as massive as a meteorite

Stewie:

Oh, very funny, you have a weenie like a Christmas tree light

Brian:

I'd bet money

You'll marry a honey

Who's pretty and funny

And her name will be ted

Stewie:

Oh, a gay joke

Brian:

I just work with what you give me

Both:

You might think we're N'sync, but we stink! As a duo

Brian:

Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts

Stewie:

And you get a kick out of stroking your

Brian:

Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on tv

Stewie:

What ego?

Brian:

Nevermind

Both:

We're too different to ever be palls!