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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/agency-man
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Agency Man
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Agency Man
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Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
(A gay?) Smiling up we know never craps
Let's try California
Pay us first before we do it
We get a smilin' Nazi
March him right on through
Wham a baby
Kiss a baby
Ladies in for tea
And here's a bunch of speeches
Well toss 'em in for free
Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
(A gay?) smiling up we know never craps
We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell him by the bucket
To the Okies drinking beer
We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course the shmuck will win
From the heart of Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick you simple pig
It's just the way we planned
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Frank Zappa performs "Agency Man", and this lyric page sits inside the Frank Zappa catalog on LyroVerse.
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