Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/bwana-dik
Related lyric paths: 6
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Bwana Dik
Read Bwana Dik lyrics by Frank Zappa on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Bwana Dik
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I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..
Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky a Go Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
(Chorus line)
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, Baby
To scream up your slit
Steam it!
Ream it!
Cream it!
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Frank Zappa performs "Bwana Dik", and this lyric page sits inside the Frank Zappa catalog on LyroVerse.
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