Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)

Ray White (guitar, vocals)

Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)

Alan Zavod (keyboards)

Scott Thunes (bass)

Chad Wackerman (drums)

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon

But she was something I could lay on,

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on

Ooh, ooh, ooh listen to the music

I had a Roger Daltrey cape on oo-wee-oo

A Roger Daltrey cape on, ooh ooh

There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Can't remember what became of me . . .

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone

There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise

Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack

Which she told me would contain a surprise

She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom

Said she knew Id be surprised she got em

Take a Charleston . . . pip . . . to spot em

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me . . .

Plastic leather, 14 Triple D

I said: I wonder whats the shoes for

She told me: Dont you worry no more

And got right down there on the tile floor:

Now darling

STOMP ALL OVER ME!

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Is this something new having people stomp on you?

Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

(And other things)

What is this, a quiz?

Dont you worry what it is

It is merely just a moment

I can treasure

You know

By ten oclock

Her arms and legs were rendered

She couldnt talk cause her

Mouth had been extendered

It looked to me as though she had been blendered

What was this abject misery, no no

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy, weh-hell

What was this abject misery, no no

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

It might seem strange to Herb and Dee

Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy