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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/catholic-girls
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Catholic Girls
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Catholic Girls
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Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father riley's a fairy
But it don't bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem tô know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn tô blow
They're learning tô blow
All the catholic boys!
Warren cuccurullo
Catholic boys!
Kinda young, kinda wow!
Catholic boys!
Vinnie colaiuta
Where are they now?
Did they all take the vow?
Catholic girls
Carmenita scarfone!
Catholic girls
Hey! She gave me vd!
Catholic girls!
Toni carbone!
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!
Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them tô a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
She was on her knees
My little catholic girl
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Catholic girls
This is the central scrutinizer
Joe had a girl friend named mary
She used tô go the church club every week
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think pure thoughts
But one night at the social club meeting
Mary didn't show up
She was sucking cock backstage at the armory
In order tô get a pass
tô see some big rock group for free
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