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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/half-a-dozen-provocative-squats
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Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
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The clock upon the wall
Has struck the midnight hour
She finishes her call
Her girlfriend's in the shower
Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing!
Half a dozen provocative squats
Out of the shower she squeezes her spots
Brushes her teeth
Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat
(It's getting her, getting her
Hot - Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh)
She's just twenty-four
And she can't get off
A sad but typical case - yeah
Last dude to do her got in and got soft
She blew it and laughed in his face, yeah
Face, yeah
Yeah
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