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King Kong

King Kong lyrics by Frank Zappa. Aaaah... Bidet! Bloooow-job? Bidet! Jambon Bloooow-job? Bidet! Bidet! Bidet!... Blow-job! Blow-job! Blow-job!......

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King Kong

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Aaaah...

Bidet!

Bloooow-job?

Bidet!

Jambon

Bloooow-job?

Bidet! Bidet! Bidet!...

Blow-job! Blow-job! Blow-job!...

Jambon...jambon... ... Thank you

Oh thank you, you're really too kind

Thank you, thank you so much

Thank you, thank you

Blow-job

Help out, ladies and gentlemen

Oui!

I bet: oui, oui

And now for the next part of our program,

I'd like to present, ah...Blow-job!

Blow-job! Bidet! Jambon!...

Jambon...jambon...

Bidet!...

I want a garden!

I want a garden!

I want a garden!

I want a nun!

I want a nun!

I want a burrow in the broad daylight

I want a garden!

I want a nun!

I want a garden!

Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage

And sang about, three years ago...

He came up out of the audience,

He said: "I want a garden!

I want a garden!

I wanna water it with my tears..."

And then Denny Walley said: "Oh, you want kindergarten!"

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