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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/king-kong
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King Kong
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King Kong
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Aaaah...
Bidet!
Bloooow-job?
Bidet!
Jambon
Bloooow-job?
Bidet! Bidet! Bidet!...
Blow-job! Blow-job! Blow-job!...
Jambon...jambon... ... Thank you
Oh thank you, you're really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you
Blow-job
Help out, ladies and gentlemen
Oui!
I bet: oui, oui
And now for the next part of our program,
I'd like to present, ah...Blow-job!
Blow-job! Bidet! Jambon!...
Jambon...jambon...
Bidet!...
I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a nun!
I want a burrow in the broad daylight
I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a garden!
Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: "I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears..."
And then Denny Walley said: "Oh, you want kindergarten!"
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