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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/telephone-conversation
Related lyric paths: 6
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Telephone Conversation
Read Telephone Conversation lyrics by Frank Zappa on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Telephone Conversation
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...operator?
phone for a minute, please...
Hello?
...yes sir...
Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six
...
Yes
Right
Is that Vickie?
He's gonna bump you off the ass
He's got a gun, you know
If he can get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won't get you here
Hello?
Vickie?
Yeah
What's happening?
Listen:
Your father has called me up this...
Now look, just don't panic but just tell me
I'm not panicking
OK
I think my phone's captured too
Well don't worry about it, it's quite alright
Fine... Your father called me up this afternoon
Just a second...
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