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Artist: Frank Zappa
Canonical path: /frank-zappa/why-does-it-hurt-when-i-pee
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Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
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Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, Joe makes a horrible discovery...
Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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