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Artist: Frank Zappa
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Wonderful Tattoo!
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Wonderful Tattoo!
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Dear Jim and PFI,
Enclosed are photos of my cock
And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me.
We plan to continue the design on my balls the next time I'm in Houston.
I really enjoy PFIQ,
Someday I hope to visit L.A. and meet you.
Bob C.
2221-DCM
Dear PFIQ
Dear PFIQ friends
Dear Jim
Dear Jim and PFI
I still want it
I have come to a decision
For those that believe than . . . that bigger is better
Marine hardware stores carry a full line
Of stainless steel rings.
Enclosed are photos.
I just wanted to reassure a woman
Who want nipples pierced
I, frankly
Would rather have a fakir
I will send you a few other pictures as soon as I get them
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We
Plan
To
Con
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The
De-sign on my balls
The next time I'm in Houston
I really enjoy PFIQ
Someday I hope to visit L.A.
And meet you!
The only thing that surprises me
Is that every year I have the urge to have another hole
Do you think, Jim
That a gynaecologist
With the aid of your magazine could do a clit hood piercing?
Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized
I believe we are witnessing the evolution of a new type of man,
The quintessential being, a person who is totally modern
While at the same time primitive in desires and spirit
I feel this combination is rare in today society.
This type of person has the desire to get things done and it's...
This attribute will help both sides achieve
I'm seeking the quintessential man for myself
Through piercing, tattoos and education.
Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realized.
My last sexual partner like the jewelry on most occasions
But not all
And I accidentally left the impaling jewelry out of all one night
And half the next day.
Everything is healing nicely.
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