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Artist: Frank Zappa
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Wplj (for Deuces)
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Wplj (for Deuces)
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(R. Dobard/L. McDaniels)
I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)
I went to the store when they opened up the door
I said: "Please please please gimme some more"
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!
You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine.
White Port & Lemon Juice,
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah . . . )
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!
The W is the White,
The P is the Port,
The L is the Lemon,
The J is the Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!
Well I feel so good, I feel so fine
I got plenty lovin', I got plenty wine
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
I said White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!
Roy: Por que no consigues tu . . . tu carnal que nos compre some wine ese, andale, pinche bato, puto, hombre, no te hagas nalga, hombre . . . (chale!) no seas tan denso, hombre (chale!), andale, dile, porque no merecer, andale, pinche vino, mas sua . . . mas suave es, mas . . . mas lindo que la chingada, hombre, andale, pinche bato, hombre, quiere tu carnal, hombre, tu carnal ese, tu, tu sabes, tu sabes esto de la movida, tu sabes la movida, ese, tu sabes como es, tu sabes, pinche vino, puta, andale, pinche bato, cabron, andale
?: This is getting me in trouble . . .
Roy: Andale, hombre, por que no, hombre?
?: Sorry!
Roy: Te digo que si, hombre, te digo, chingao ese, esta mas . . . esta mas meco, hombre, ponemos mas mecos que la chingada, ay! Ay, bato pinche, ay!
God, that's-They get to you after a while
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