Gay Boyfriend

Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love

The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of

Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away

He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say

He says

Baby, I love you, baby, I need you

Never gonna let you go

Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to broadway shows

Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night

I've never been so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right

But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet

And I think he's gay and I think he's neat

Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay

But what does it matter anyway?

He hasn't come out of the closet yet

'Til then, I'll take all that I can get

If he doesn't think I know

But I know, I know, I've always known

If he doesn't think it shows

But it shows, for sure, it's always shown

You might think it's a little sad

But he's the best lover that I've ever had

At night, when we're lying in bed

He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head

Like my mom always says

It takes more than a pound to be good in bed

You don't know the meaning of rock your world

'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl

He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff

When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, as if

But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer

'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina

He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war

Breaks a sweat, catches his breath, and comes down back for more

After that, he's never tired, he just want to talk

And cuddles me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk

Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does

And I know I'll be sad and thinking of what was

Someday this fairytale will come to an end

'Cause his fairy tail will find a like-minded friend

If he doesn't think I know

But I know, I know, I've always known

If he doesn't think it shows

But it shows, for sure, it's always shown

You don't need no penetration

When you got a good dose of overcompensation

At night, when we're lying in bed

He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head

Like my mom always says

It takes more than a pound to be good in bed

You don't know the meaning of slot machine

'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen

I know it's not forever, but that's okay

'Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay