I Would Never (Have Sex With You)

Remember the time we went out to dinner

You and I alone

We ate some French fries

Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to the movies

Laughed so hard we cried

And then we ate more French fries

Let's do it again

Cause I really like you as a friend

But there are things I can't pretend

Know I could love you til the end

But there is just one problem

I would never have sex with you

Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to

I already would have shown my boobs to you

But that will never happen

Remember the time we stayed up all night talking

Let our secrets out

Until the sunshine

Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters

Danced danced revolutioned

Til we won a keychain

Let's do it again

This shouldn't come as a surprise

You should've seen it in my eyes

I kinda like some other guys

But there's a bigger problem

I would never have sex with you

Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to

I already would have gone down on you

But that will never happen

No amount of alcohol

Could change my mind at all

Our lips will never touch

So kiss that thought goodbye

I would never have sex with you

Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to

I already would have held hands with you

But that will never happen