One Night Stand

I never do this ever

It's not what shy girls do

But something in your eyes

Drew me closer to you

Do you feel the spark between us?

Sometimes you just can tell

I feel our two souls touching

Like I know you

Really well, really well, really well (really well)

This might be strange to tell you

And I swear I'm not a whore

But there are 206 bones in my body

And I'd really like

One more, one more, one more (one more)

I'm like fred flintstone, I make your bed rock

You're like a parking ticket, so fine

Jean-claude van damn, you're sexy

Let's get horizontal and combine

'Cause you're fine, you're so fine

Oh, baby, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind (hey)

You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey)

Your right leg's thanksgiving, your left is christmas

Gonna visit in between the holidays

Energizer bunny keeps going and going

We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze

'Cause you're fine, you're so fine

Oh, baby, you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind (hey)

You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey, hey)

Shoot, look at the time

Gotta go, this has been fun, hey

Lots to do in the morning, gotta help my friend move

Gotta do my taxes, gotta check my email

Plus it's arbor day (hey)

Where the hell did I put my bra?

Oh, hey

Wait, what, you think we're dating?

However could that be?

We just had sex and it meant nothing at all

To me, to me, to me (to me)

How could we be dating if we never held hands?

We held on to the bedposts but we never held hands

You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart

We raced right to the finish but I guessed we missed the start

There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands

How could we be dating if you never took me out?

No whisper of sweet nothings

You just made me scream and shout, ooh

There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way

The jackson pollock, the praying mantis, the moon landing

You may know my body but you don't know my soul

You want the doughnut but all you're going to get is the hole

Listen, babe, I'll call you

And probably real soon

But I lost my cell and I'll be out of town 'til june

I guess I didn't mention

My band's going on tour

But I'll be super busy

Otherwise we'd date

For sure

'Cause it was so great