Running With Chicken

When your day is bad

And you're feeling sad

And you're kinda mad

And you're sure not glad

And you're thinking this is the opposite of rad

When things are tough

And you've had enough

And the going gets rough

And you're in a huff

And a whole bunch of real bad other stuff

You know it's true

There's one thing left to do

Go running with chicken

Go running with your deep fried dreams

When your extra crispy destiny awaits

Go running with chicken

Original recipe

Time to risk it

Leave the biscuit and fly

Go running with chicken

You've had it up to here

And it's all you fear

Nothing's clear

You're sheer out of cheer

You're a finger lickin' good time pioneer

When you're feeling spastic

And it's not fantastic

It's hard to be sarcastic

When you're pants are elastic

And you're thinking that it's time to do something drastic

You're on the prowl

To jank that fowl

Go running with chicken

Your Kentucky Fried fate unfurls

You can eat so you don't have to feel

Go running with chicken

Even if you can't move real fast

Just say fuck it

Take the bucket and fly

Go running with chicken

It's not racist

'Cause white people like chicken too

Time to face it

Everyone around the world is better

Because of chicken