That's What's Gonna Happen

Jeff

The two of us, we’ll start off caring

All about this life we’re sharing

You and I

We’ll be high

Upon the fumes of luh-uh-ove

You’ll laugh at my jokes

We’ll be as sweet as two cherry cokes

And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen

Diana

Sounds wounderful

Jeff

Then I’ll take you out to dinner

All the while my wallets thinner

And I’ll yell

Where the hell

Did all my money go-oh-oh

But I’ll put off everything

So I can save for a three-karat ring

And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen

Diana

I don’t care about stuff like that…

Jeff

And I’ll be sure

That’s what I’m for

Cause you bring me a joy

I can’t buy or sell

But one night you’ll ask

“Do you still love me?

Cause sometimes I can’t quite tell!”

Diana

And how do you know?

Jeff

So then I’m caught in this quandary

Cause I touched your dirty laundry

But that stuff

Is not enough

For you to know I care-air-air

Inside I’ll blow like a bomb

But outside, outside I’ll stay calm

And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen

Diana

Well, maybe if you opened up more…

Austen and male

But then one fateful day

Jeff

Thanks guys [?]

Austen and male

He’ll try to walk away

Jeff

That’s right

Austen and male

Despite

Jeff

My best givings

Male

Second thoughts

Jeff

And fear-

Jeff, austen, male

Ear-ears

Austen and male

Then he’ll claim

Jeff

It’s me not you

Male

Though we all know that that’s not true

(Diana giggles)

Jeff

Then you’ll look at me and burst into tears

To your

Jeff, austen, male

Surprise

Jeff

I’ll stop and listen

Cause no guy

Wants to make a girl cry

Male [?]

Boo-

Austen [?]

Hoo

Jeff

But then you’ll cry every day

I’ll pretend it’s a phase

And then I'll freak out and end it

Male

Aw

Jeff

Sadly that’s how this all ends

You will go and tell all your friends

Jeff, austen, male

I must be gay

Jeff

To

Jeff, austen, male

Walk away

Jeff

From a perfect girl like you

Now your friends all hate me too

But I just did what all men do

Austen and male

That’s true

Jeff

And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen

Male

It’ll fuck everything up.

Jeff

Now I’m broke and feel betrayed

Austen and male

And he’s not even getting laid

Jeff

That sucks

And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen

Austen [?]

Come on jeff. Bring us home.

Jeff

I know our relationship’s illusive

But, it is better than being exclusive

Jeff, austen, male

And that’s, that’s what’s gonna happen

Gonna happen, yeah